Hey guys,
This has to be the worse Caturday EVER! Caturday is my day of rest, I thought that was a common knowledge between all humans. But nope! My human decided that I should get one last bath since "winter is coming"!
I was just sleeping at about noon time and then, all of a sudden, my human grabbed me and then I was in the bathroom. It was like an end of the world experience for me, I was so scared! I saw the setup of the bathroom, all the human shampoo and rugs were cleaned out of there, with only a bucket full of water and a bunch of my shower kitty towels around the tub.
So they got me! I was trapped! First, she brushed me, so all my kitty hair came out, I mean seriously! I need that fur! Then they put me in the tub. It was okay until they put the water on me, my coat was PAWSOME tho. It slide the water right off, since I was oily. So they just scooped more water on me and I was finally soaked in. I MEOWED and MEOWED, but they just ignored me. Second, they put this weird oats shampoo on me, this was unbearable but I managed to give the humans a few scratchy-scratches, just to show how upset I was. Third, came the wash off. That was the worst! So I tried to jump out of the tub several times. I HATE WATER! Did you not get the memo? Then when I was all washed off I thought it was over. The towels wrapped me up and I was getting all dried up. But I spoke too soon, the human would not let me air dry. Out comes the blow dryer.
I am so tired now, I will not tolerate this!
Xoxo,
Silver Meow
